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ivegotnowhere:

darren black photoshoot

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foodtrucker:

i hate cute couples unless they’re 50% me

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yungbasedblogger:

where can i get one of those kim kardashian or paris hilton jobs where they just kind of pay you to exist

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graffeti:

there are 7,000,000,000 people on this planet do you know how many of them want to date me the answer is 0

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spenceromg:

do your eyes ever randomly go out of focus and then you are too lazy to focus them back in and just stare at nothing for a while

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ammit420:

whenever i buy new clothes i take them home and im just like yo what the fuck did i wear before i had this

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soofyawn:

god who fucking cares. who fucking cares. who fucking cares. everyone stop being offended and mad over the smallest shit ever. ask urself who the fuck fucking cares

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lucithor:

mtrenchie:

do you ever say something and then 2 seconds later realize no no nOo nOONONOO I SHOULDNT HAVE SAID THAT

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chilled:

*throws lamp at you* you need to lighten the fuck up

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