you know them moments when you look in the mirror and you think holy shit that’s me because for some reason it feels like the person you’re looking at in the mirror is an unfamiliar stranger and you begin thinking about how you’re a person on a planet in a solar system in a galaxy in a universe and for a few minutes you ponder the origin and the meaning of existence and then shrug and return to your computer
(via pr1mroseeverdeen)
When you talk to people outside of Tumblr and forget they don't speak the same language as you.
| Me: | omfg send help I'm dying |
| Them: | what?! |
| Me: | i can't even omg |
| Them: | you can't even what? |
| Me: | I just can't even okay I just tHEY ARE TOO PERFECT IM SOBBING I CAN'T |
| Them: | WOW WHY ARE WE SCREAMING ALL OF A SUDDEN |
| Me: | I just have a lot of feelings aojhshfkndjfoejfomdvoebmo |
| Them: | .....what is that |
| Me: | my feelings on a keyboard sIGH |
| Them: | ....riIiiiight |
| Me: | UGH I HATE THEM FOR DOING THIS TO ME NO THEY ARE NOT ALLOWED TO DO THIS I LITERALLY CANNOT HANDLE ALL OF THE FEELS sjkdjdncdenci |
| Them: | then why don't you just stop reading/watching all of that stuff if you hate them? |
| Me: | nO I CAN'T ARE YOU CRAZY I LOVE THEM SUHOUHVDHIFJEOFJ THEY'RE KILLING ME BECAUSE FEELINGS BUT I LOVE THEM THEY'RE MY BABIES |
| Them: | wow it's just fictional characters/celebrities, stop overreacting, you're being dramatic |
| Me: | NO OKAY YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND |
| Them: | I understand plenty, you're being dramatic like I said |
| Me: | NO YOU DON'T GET IT suchdifhrojgorgjorgjo ugh my emotions I can't take this tHEY ARE FLAWLESS |
| Them: | ..... |
| Me: | literally dead omfg |
| Them: | |
| Me: | SOBBING |
| Me: | JESUS TAKE THE WHEEL |
Dougie and Danny At Keep Clam And Play Louder in Machester Credits
(Source: ohfuckyeahdmcfly, via unsaaid-things)
so classic of my dad
just read him everything i had in my shopping basket and he goes “so do you want all that for your birthday or for now?” …. my birthday is three months away.. i think i meant for now!! looool gotta love him
| other people's followers: | you're so pretty! |
| other people's followers: | date me? |
| other people's followers: | hello |
| other people's followers: | your blog is flawless! |
| other people's followers: | I love you! |
| other people's followers: | how was your day? |
| other people's followers: | you're awesome! |
| other people's followers: | dude you make me fart rainbows and bleed glitter! |
| my followers: |
ooops
love forever 21 so much
been slowly adding things to my shopping basket..
all i wanted was a dress/something for leavers do next week hmmmm
the decisions of what stuff i should buy lol
Same look and smile. She’s so beautiful.
(via theslaughtermatic-s0unds)
“He saved me, in every way that a person can be saved…”
(via borntobeyourjudas)
